The Republic of Audrey 34 is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 1.977 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.9%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 88.6 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,827 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', and Audrey 34 has designated Audrey 34 City as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audrey 34's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Audrey 34 is ranked 129,815^th in the world and 4,567^th in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.86 kickbacks per hour.